Gothic Porn

As a Sisters-lovin’ Baudelaire-quotin’ blood-drinker from way back, I get goosebumps seeing Zoe kickin’ it old college with a black velvet coat, black hair and ultra-charming pewter ankh-rosary. The goosebumps quickly give way to other sensations, however, when Zoe strips off her velvet and deliciously displays what her mama (and the tattoo artists) gave her, as she does in this delectable Forrest Black & Amelia G Gothic gals set.

In this richly textured Lori Mann set, gorgeous busty redhead Xanthia Doll enjoys many of the trappings of trashy badgirldom, including liquor, cutoffs, and clove cigarettes. It’s a fun set of pix, but Xanthia, don’t bogart those cloves — ya’ll get a head rush!

Busty and inky redheaded Xanthia Doll looks plenty awesome with her cream-and-black rubber dress, feather headwear and deliciously perverse high heels in this Lori Mann RubberDollies pictorial. But add a mint-green vintage Chevy, and I’m truly in heaven, especially once Xanthia’s lost the gorgeous dress and displaying off her even more gorgeous bod. A classic car like that really deserves a nudie beauty rubbing up against its seats.

I remember the first time I saw a photograph of April Flores on the cover of a coffee table book and she just took my breath away. I believe the book was by Carlos Batts who shoots for Blue Blood’s GothicSluts as well. I’m going to have to look for it in my cluttered bookshelves. This winter wonderland holiday series is shot by Amelia G and Forrest Black and there is such vibrancy of personality in these pics. This busty beauty with her Coca-Cola can red hair and the candy cane dress and the actual candy cane she sucks seductively and then puts to exceptional use . . . getting to see this set is the best holiday gift I could imagine. Wow, just wow.

Call it shameless merchandising if ya must, but seeing tattooed, busty and neon-haired Xanthia Doll assaulted by a pile of Blue Blood teddy bears just kinda warms the cockles of my heart. Guess I’m an old softie.